Parody Of Tara Gilesbie's "My Immortal"

After reading Tara Gilesbie's terribly hilarious Harry Potter fanfic, "My Immortal," I decided to write a story just like it for a different category. So...behold...the Maximum Ride version of My Immortal!!
Link to the original "My Immortal"::: http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm
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Da Girl Who Flew With Da Flock

The story that declares war on such things as "Grammar" & Grammar's best friend, "Spelling"

A terrible piece of goffikfiction by Ratt9

Chapter 1. [UNFINISHED]


AN: heres da 1st chapter i hope you liek it!!!!!  


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Hi my name is Violynce Death'ly Onyx Ash Moon an my life is very sad (AN: not dat you fuckin preps care so jsut go away!). I have rilly long black hair that goes up to my thiyes and it has rilly hot bluish-purple highlites in them and are totaly sexy. My eyes are red like a phonics being born with long eyelashes with lots of masquera that makes da boys go crazy (AN: lol don't you just h8 dat?). I am gothic and have knee high black leather boots and a black miniskirt (AN: no im not a slutt you fuxcking preps i just hv gr8 style). I am also a vampire but i waznt born dat way or was biten like all da other ones I know (liek my bff Morbid but more on her later jjust b patient you mutherfuckin preps!).


Thats the sad thing about my story u see (but now im happy 2 b a vampire im happy about it but its still so wrong what those ppl did to me i mean ppl need choices). those people I'm taking about are evil scientist geniouses aka whitecoats who preform experements on animals and humans in a place caled the Sckool. They like to use preps in theyre expiriments for obvious reasons (AN: haha preps r soooo fun to toruture xoxox) but they took me awayb efore i was born and changed my dna and rna and stuff to be vampire dna becuz they taught i wuz a prep! [stop date: 7/01/2011]